I am writing here to tell you that my life is in grave danger, a threat from a woman more dangerous than ever convieved. My body shimmers as I think of her and I cannot summon the courage to tell her true identity.
Let me tell you a bit about her. She is is a ninja and assassin who wields two bladed sai as her trademark weapon. She is a love interest of a Daredevil, but her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divides the two. She is the world's most lethal woman, cold blooded and has killed more men than any in history. Her primary abilities are a strong knowledge of martial arts and weaponry. She is a master combatant with the Japanese Sai, her usual weapon of choice. She is also highly skilled with the katana, daggers, 3-sectional staff and throwing stars.
I have been running for my life from this woman, I know not what upsets her but I do know that my ordinary self will be no match for her when she draws her Sai to cut me into 2. This is just a small sample of a conversation I had. I have had to refrain from writing this woman's true identity, maybe she'll spare my soul from the eternal torments that lie in front of me. You may uncover her true identity by noticing the excessive usage of certain words but henceforth I shall refer to her as Electra Hellstrom.
Electra Hellstrom [6:31 PM]:
u r cheap
Electra Hellstrom [6:31 PM]:
and disgusting
Electra Hellstrom [6:32 PM]:
and gadhe ki poonchh
Electra Hellstrom [6:37 PM]:
dekho zyada fadfadaao mat
Electra Hellstrom [6:40 PM]:
tumhare do tukde kar ek agra aur doosra ranchi bhejna pasand karungi
Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
zyada shaane na bano
Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
neways main aa rahi hoon wahan
Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
bach ke rehnaFriends, do advise me a suitable course of action, I am tired of running and almost living in death.
Electra if you read this, let me live or kill me, but spare the soul in me for it knows not what it has done to deserve such punishment.
Prashant