Sunday, September 23, 2007

Chinese soup of Life


Any guesses as to what this is? Kemchi Soup and well... that's it!!! All of it is just a soup!! To be totally honest, I am lying a bit. I did ask the lady who served it to me to take back one more bowl of rice that was with this little serving. Also the little bowl on the centre top was what I ordered as my main course, but the remaining 5 and the additional bowl of rice that was taken away was what the Chinese call soup and soup only!!
Photographed at The Food Republic, Vivo City, Singapore.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Monster breads and stinkin pizzas

Is it made of stone or sand, maybe it's a metal scuplture or maybe it's for real. No sir, u're all wrong, the photograph above is plain BREAD. I took a photograph, but I sure didn't feel like eathing this beast... even more so when it's priced at $19.95.



Stinkin pizza anyone? They make typos for spelling at lots of places in India, but this one is definately blown out of proportions. And yes I could not assimilate the courage to order one.

Lions?????

Is there any semblance of a chance that any reasonable sane man will mistake these lazy, slithery, ugly cwarling things to be a Lion!!! Behold.. this is what the Americans call SEA LIONS. I also have a closer shot just incase you dont feel absolutely sure of the insanity in the nomenclature.
By the way, I just thought I'll educate the readers a lil bit about why they are actually named so, the person who named them thought they sounded like lions, not looked like them. Honestly I was totally unconvinced of his argument though.

Primates forever.

Some people just dont lose their primate roots do they. That's me at the pfeiffer state park in California.

I've done it yet again!!

This is a photograph of the original battery of my new camera. You must be wondering why I put it here. Well this is the latest addition to the things I've managed to loose. I have no Idea why I took this photograph in the first place but I took it, maybe the Lords wanted me to have a memoir. Anyways, the photograph is what I still have left, the rest is history. :(

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Agonies of death... looming large.

I am writing here to tell you that my life is in grave danger, a threat from a woman more dangerous than ever convieved. My body shimmers as I think of her and I cannot summon the courage to tell her true identity.
Let me tell you a bit about her. She is is a ninja and assassin who wields two bladed sai as her trademark weapon. She is a love interest of a Daredevil, but her violent nature and mercenary lifestyle divides the two. She is the world's most lethal woman, cold blooded and has killed more men than any in history. Her primary abilities are a strong knowledge of martial arts and weaponry. She is a master combatant with the Japanese Sai, her usual weapon of choice. She is also highly skilled with the katana, daggers, 3-sectional staff and throwing stars.
I have been running for my life from this woman, I know not what upsets her but I do know that my ordinary self will be no match for her when she draws her Sai to cut me into 2. This is just a small sample of a conversation I had. I have had to refrain from writing this woman's true identity, maybe she'll spare my soul from the eternal torments that lie in front of me. You may uncover her true identity by noticing the excessive usage of certain words but henceforth I shall refer to her as Electra Hellstrom.

Electra Hellstrom [6:31 PM]:
u r cheap
Electra Hellstrom [6:31 PM]:
and disgusting
Electra Hellstrom [6:32 PM]:
and gadhe ki poonchh

Electra Hellstrom [6:37 PM]:
dekho zyada fadfadaao mat

Electra Hellstrom [6:40 PM]:
tumhare do tukde kar ek agra aur doosra ranchi bhejna pasand karungi

Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
zyada shaane na bano
Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
neways main aa rahi hoon wahan
Electra Hellstrom [6:55 PM]:
bach ke rehna


Friends, do advise me a suitable course of action, I am tired of running and almost living in death.
Electra if you read this, let me live or kill me, but spare the soul in me for it knows not what it has done to deserve such punishment.

Prashant